MISSING: One Christmas Spirit
Last seen just after Thanksgiving.
Height: About 5 feet
Weight:....well, none of your business
Distinguishing Features: Smells like hot cocoa and peppermint candy. Sounds like jingle bells. Enjoys quiet evenings watching sappy Christmas movies with family. Twinkles like Christmas tree lights and brings joy and peace to all who encounter it. Feasts on peanut butter balls.
If Found: Please return to the Accidental Homeschooler. She needs it, or there will be peanut butter balls to pay.